* STATS *
How old are ya? (Tell the truth. There's nothing wrong with being young...or old for that matter): the square root of 324
Where are you from? Or if you're a college student, what school are you going to? ...actually...feel free to answer both if applicable: Hometown:Bloomfield, Ky (it's ok, no one else knows where it is, either), and the college is Western Kentucky University
What is your name?: Tim, except on Saturday night... then it's Champagne
In the odd event that your name is one of those either way names, what sex are you?: I'm a pony!!! I'm a pony!!!
* CONTACT STUFF *
AIM SN: nerp
Yahoo SN: dragonlord7585
ICQ UIN: negatory
Any other IM chat service you use and the appropriate info here: mebbe, but not that I signed up for willingly
* FAVORITES!!! *
What is (are) your favorite TV show(s) of all time?: Will & Grace, Charmed(the sisters are hot... the demon wasn't bad either...actually, the angel was the hottest tho *drool*), Angel, Buffy, anime, psuedo-anime, Teen Titans, and oh, yeah... Scooby-Doo and Fraggle Rock
What is (are) your favorite Book(s)?: Anything by:JRR Tolkein, J. K. Rowling, Douglas Adams, David Eddings, Crime and Punishment, Till We have Faces, Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time...that's a short list.
Movies?: Chicago, LoTR, Pirates of the Carribean (*drool*), Identity
Band(s)?: Charlie Daniels, Alabama, AFI, Rockapella, Staind
Color(s)?: Black, Blue, Silver
Spice Girl? (I'm not asking if you liked them, cause I sure as hell didn't. Just curious to know the answer. :P): umm... was there a Scary Spice? think so...
Food(s)?: Pizza, White Castle, and IV-fed FFXI
And...website(s)?: , , , redvsblue.com, and thekingofspades.com,
* LEAST FAVORITES!!! *
What is (are) your least favorite TV show(s) of all time?: Infomercials... *twitch*, oh, yeah, and that screen they show when everyone's supposed to be asleep and not watching tv
What is (are) your least favorite Book(s)?: Heart of Darkness
Movie(s)?: Don't know... if I don't like them, I forget them
Band(s)?: Again, not sure... wait, Rap (yeah, it's a genre and not a band, but w/e)
Color(s)?: brown...puke green, anything that I have to wear sunglasses to look at when I'm not hung over
Spice Girl? (Again, I'm not asking if you liked them): Baby Spice, cuz' she broke them up, and I...*comes out of trance* where am I?
Food(s)?: Brussels sprouts... and anything with a lot of salt
And...website(s)?: don't know... the annoying one with like 150 alerts, I forget where it is though.
* OPINIONS *
What's your opinion on racism?: just to be different...Yay, racism! No, i think racism and its impact on society is interesting, from a completely outside standpoint, but i don't think it helps anything. If you're going to hate someone, do it for something opther than where thay came from... such as, who they have sex with.
Abortion?: I don't like it, but I don't agree with stopping it. i believe it is wrong to take a life, even one dependent upon another. I also believe that to pass legislation preventing said removal of a fetus is wrong, merely from a practicality issue... at least this way there are laws and statues in place securing a quality to hese facilities.
File Sharing?: Go for it. i don't believe anyone's realy losing all that much money, and as I buy most of the CD's produced by artists i like and download, it is actually increasing their revenue... the only ones who really suffer are the one hit wonders, and they weren't going o make it anyway.
Paid LJ accounts?: w/e. I don't see how paying for an account makes it any more yours, or not paying for it makes it any less. My thoughts are mine, whether or not i pay for my account.
Premarital Sex?: Go for it. just be careful, and think it out first... and, what ever you do, don't do it drunk, k?
Marriage?: If you're going to vow "'Til Death do we part," why don;t you try and find someone you have a chance of keeping it with. i believe that marriage is a sacred trust that is entered into too lightly these days, simply due to the (dare i say) trendiness and ease of divorce. When divorce was taboo, marriage was enetered into more carefully. That said, a lot of the problems were just hidden, but still...
Gay rights?: nah... let em be second class citizens simply because they decide to sleep with someone of their own gender. keep them down... wouldn't want the moral disease to spread. In fact, we need to separate the queers out from the rest of the population, and then set them up in work camps, so that they can provide for the rest of us, the pure people. Get rid of the defects so that we may have our pure Aryan race... I mean... whatever...SiegHeil!!!!!
Gay Marriage?: see above. In addition, there are 1,138 laws that straight couples are allowed in civil unions that are prohibited to same-sex civil unions.
Affirmative Action?: When it was enacted, itr was necessary, now it's antiquated. It should no longer be about racial quotas, but the filling of positions based on training and the ability to do the needed job.
Politics?: I lean right. And by lean, I mean I fell in.
* ABOUT YOU *
Who are you?: I am the person who is there for my friends, the one with an ear to listen and a shoulder to cry on. I am one who tells my mom everything, because she wants to know and she cares about what is going on in my life. I am the one who is likely to be holed up in a corner with a fantasy novel at some social occasions. I am the one who not only marches to the beat of his own drum, he also plays an off-key kazoo. And I am me. And that is all I ever really want to be.
What sets you apart from all the other sheep (or more affectionately, bleaters)?: Don't make me twip you. What sets me apart? My hair, which will soon be blue... yeah, it has this thing about changin without warning. I'm just a freak. In several different ways. Especially my shirts... they always say something.
If you could be just like anyone (living or dead), who would you choose and why?: I would be that person that you were always envious of in junior high or high school, the one with the perfect life. Because I want to see what they had to go through, what difficulties they had to deal with that they hid so much better than I hid my dysfunctions. Either them, or an Egyptian Pharoah... having both the power of King and God would be nice.
Who is your favorite person in the world and why?: My favorite person is proabably my mom, actually. We think a lot alike, and we have the same sense of humor. Or maybe Eddie. Eddie, u rock man. Same reasons as above. Or Penguins. You helped me through a lot, man, stop doubting youreself.
What's the most interesting experience you've ever had?: One time, at band camp... just kidding. This guy, who some of you know, was in several plays with me. In Hamlet, I was Claudius, and he was the Ghost of hamlet's father. In another play, brought to my mind by the next question (I never do these things in order), he was a character who got doewn on one knee and azsked where I'd been all his life. After the semester ended, he became my boyfriend for about 6 months.
What's the strangest thing you've ever done?: man, that's a hard one. Well, there's my hair, and... I can hionestly say I don't know. Dressing up like a woman to go on stage for a play (twice in the same semester) comes to mind.
What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone else?: Broken up with them online. Had it done to me, and it sucked, and then I went and did it to someone else... i didn't like myself much that day... until i found out just how off balance he was. Then I was kinda glad he was out of my life.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?: I peed my pants in class in fourth grade because I was embarrased/scared to ask the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. Either that, or i sat waiting for a ride for 2 hours, only to find out my parents hadn't borroed my car, and it was in the parking lot.
* RANDOMOSITY *
For the following questions, refer to these lists of random words:
List A: Artificial words created with a Random Word Generator:
madactril undilyrimen awlibraze quadmieriatrum alualsity
List B: Real words:
carnal galloches tireless spy reopen
mangle feline megaton ace distillery
Choose three words from List A and create a definition for them below. Also include what type of word they are (noun, verb, etc.)
1.alualsity(adverb)-the ability for a task to be forgotten until it's too late to do it
2.quadrimeriatrum(noun)-a four sided image projector. Scientific name for TV
3.awlibraze(adjective)-courage bordering, or surpassing, the bounds of stupidity
Now, using the three words from above and any five words from List B, write a story below. Be sure to bold all words taken from one of the two lists. Feel free to use any form or tense of the words. For example, ace can be used as a noun or a verb. If used as a verb, it can also be used in the past tense (aced).
As I was watching a program of carnal satisfaction on my quadrimeriatrum, a spy snuck up behind me with feline grace. This tendeny toward awlibraze action went unnoticed by me, absorbed as I was in said program. Recalling, however, with alualsity to remove my sodden galoches from their location of dessication (the dryer), said espinage artist's tireless attempts to sneak up on me unawares were for naught. i dispatched said agent, got my footwear nice and toasty, and had some...fun in the process.
* THE END *
Any last words or comments?:
To be, or not to be, that is the question
Whether tis nobler in the mind
To suffer the slings and arrows of ourageous fortune
Or to bear arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them
To die, to sleep; and by a sleep to say we end the heartache
and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is err to*gasp**choking sound*
I guess strangulation was one of them, eh?
"There's a million other women in this world, but not all of them will bring you lasagne to work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."